Showing posts with label FEEBLE EMPIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FEEBLE EMPIRE. Show all posts

10.08.2007

Ding dong the Bombers are dead! Sox will play Tribe in ALCS

Don't walk under any ladders. Or step on any cracks, And for god sake, don't let any black cats walk in your path.

Because a near-unprecedented run of good fortune is afflicting Boston sports fans right now, and lord knows we don't want to do anything to jinx it.

The Cleveland Indians just knocked off the Feeble Empire by a score of 6-4 in the Bronx, winning their ALDS series 3 games to 1, setting up an American League Championship Series date with the Sox on Friday night in Fenway.

As if that weren't giddy enough news, Boss Steinbrenner had given Joe Torre an ultimatum before Game 3 yesterday: advance to the ALCS or don't bother coming back next season.

So while the Sox sit and rest, salivating over the prospect of not having to face their pain-in-the-ass nemesis for the fourth time in eight years in the LCS, New York will be worrying about how to replace a Hall of Fame manager, half the pitching staff, and likely league MVP, April Rod.

Not to mention trying to figure out how the hell they came roaring back after a horrible start to the season to own baseball's best record after May 31st, only to see four months of hard work go up in a cloud of Canadian friut flies over the course of five days.

Good luck, losers, and see you in spring training.

All together now: STANKEES SUCK! STANKEES SUCK! STANKEES SUCK!

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9.15.2007

Boston, Beckett exact sweet revenge on sorry Stanks

Sox 10, New York 1
WP: Beckett (19-6)
LP: Wang (18-7)
HRs: BOS-Hinske (6); NYY-Jeter (10)

How many times you think this play will be favorited on YouTube by the Nation over the next few years?

SUMMARY
Afer suffering a gut-punch of a loss last night, today the Sox punched back. Boston rode the strong pitching of ML wins leader Josh Beckett, another impressive performance from the offesne, and an old-school catcher-crushing by Eric Hinske to knock off New York and push the division lead back to 5 1/2 games.

#1 STUNNERS (*big game, supersized results)

-Josh Beckett 7IP, 3H, ER, 2BB, 7K in a matchup of Cy Young contenders Beckett came out smelling like a rose, holding the explosive Stankee lineup to just three hits, setting down 12 batters in a row at one point including 5 of 6 by strikeout

-Jacoby Ellsbury 2-2, 2R, 3BI the phenom began the game on the bench but ended it circling the bases with a pair of hits and runs scored, a stolen base, a trio of ribbies, and more fanfare and phone numbers than he can shake a stick at

-Eric Hinske 2-4, 2R, BI, 2B, HR there's a reason I like to call this guy Big Hit Hinske, beacuase although he doesn't hit much, when he does connect it's usually for extra bases. Thrown in the fact that he went all Ronnie Lott on Georgie Posada in the sixth, and you've got the makings of a Dirt Dog for life

-Derek Jeter 2-4, R, BI the Stankee captain continues to blister Boston pitching, hitting .382 against them this year, and his first-inning home run was the fifth of his 10 this season that he has hit against the Sox.

-Big Papi 3-3, 2BI, 2BB, 2B if he's hurtin then don't let him heal. Ortiz continues to tear the cover off the ball, raising his average to .326 and his OBP to a scalding AL-leading .440 with this perfect performance

PAN's FAUNS (*ditto)

-Chien Ming Wang 5.2IP, 9H, 5ER, 3BB, 3K not exactly the effort you were expecting from the Stankee ace and co-leader in wins, but the wanger's sinker wasn't sinking, Boston eleveated the ball and worked the counts, and Chien can say ciao to the Cy Young now

-Judas Demon 0-4, K one day after sparking his club with another four hit game against his former mates, Demon came up empty when his team needed him most. Nice going, dickhead.

-ARod 0-3, 2K one day after recording the game-winning RBI in the NY comeback win, ARod came up empty when his team needed him most. Way to go, dickwad.

-Tek 0-5, 2K, 8LOB I hate to include the captain here, especially in a win, but his 0-5 showing included stranding 8 men on base, seven when he ended three innings, and striking out with a man on in the seventh and to lead off the eighth. Not good.

RECAP
A long time ago a wise coaching legend uttered the saying that the low of losing felt much worse than the high of winning.

In some respects I can see where that would be true, because even though the Sox took care of business today and dispatched with the Stankees in convincing fashion, running their divison lead back to a comfy 5 1/2 games with 13 left to play, I still found myself looking back to last night's epic meltdown and muttering "if only they had hung on to win that game..."

The divison race would be all but over today and those smarmy, smug pinstriped cockroaches would be getting ready to print their Wild Card-embossed ducats instead of hoping for a replay of 1978.

But that's how us diehards have been conditioned to behave with this club, one that teases us more than Hayden Panettiere in a cheerleader uniform yet always keeps us coming back for more.

And today I think I figured out why: because the high experienced when the Sox win, especially a big game against their hated rivals, feels much better than the low of losing, probably because there has been so much losing that it renders these sublime victories all the more enjoyable.

Okay, I'm doing being psuedo-philosophical now--how 'bout that upside down ass-kicking we laid on those losers today!

The game began under typical sunny-yet-chilly September skies but things turned black for the Faithful in a hurry when Dane Cook threw out the first pitch and then Derek Jeter shot Josh Beckett's 10th pitch of the game into the blacked-out seats in center for an early 1-0 New York lead.

And for a brief but bitter moment all you could hear in the entire Park was Stankee lovers cheering over the silence of the sullen Sox fans. I know, it gives me cold chills too.

When Beckett followed that miscue with walks to ARod and Posada, the mood quickly shifted from cautiously optimistic to "why the fuck does this always happen to us, can't we ever catch a fucking break?" in the blink of an eye.

But Becks got Hideki Matsui to ground out to second on the first pitch he saw, and little did we know that would be the last threat New York would mount against the tough-as-leather Boston ace until his final inning of the day.

The Boston batters wasted no time in getting that run right back when Dustin Pedroia and David Ortiz singled off Wang in the bottom of the first, and when Mike Lowell ripped a drive off the left field box seats to drive in the tying run, not only did he notch his career-high-tying 105th RBI but he gave the Sox a much needed shot in the arm after Beckett's shaky start.

Both top-flite hurlers settled in and retired a combined 11 out of the next 12 batters before Wang inexplicably walked Ortiz, Lowell and Drew with two outs in the third to load the bases for Jason Varitek.

If you read above you already know what happened--Tek popped out to Robinson Cano at second to end the threat, and for the 357th time this season the sox came up empty in a bases loaded situation.

Ten more batters went down in succession, including a specatacular sequence when Beckett struck out Posada, Matsui and Giambi in the fourth inning, but that string would be broken up by a play that changed the complexion of the game.

Still smarting from the head-hunting exploits on Kevin Youkilis by both Joba Chamberlain and Scott Proctor this season, and nursing a bandage on his forearm for a recent HBP, the last thing anyone on the Boston side wanted to see was Youk get plunked again.

So when wang nailed Youk on the wrist so hard it looked and sounded as if the ball had hit the knob of the bat with one out in the fifth, let's just say the already tight & tense emotions in this series went to a ho...nuva...level.

Youk would have to leave the game and will presumably have to miss some time despite x-rays showing no signs of a break, but that bit of a bummer for Boston would turn out to be a major source of joy for the Nation in the very near future.

Like as soon as Jacoby Ellsbury began stretching at first base to pinch-run for Youk.

The speedster wasted no time doing something that Youk can only dream of--going from first to third on a single by Ortiz--and after Lowell lined out to Jeter at short, Ellsbury coasted home on a clutch two-out RBI single by J.D. Drew to give Boston a lead it would never relinquish.

Yes, you read that right, a clutch two-out hit by J.D. Drew ended up being the game-winning RBI for Boston.

It was that kind of day.

Reinvigorated by the prescense of the magnetic rookie and the resurgence of the previously fossilized Drew, the Sox would drop the hammer on Wang and the Stanks both literally and figuratively in the bottom of the sixth.

Eric Hinske, who started the game in left but ended up at first after Youk left, began the inning with a double off the Monster, and then Coco moved him to third when he lined a single into left center to set up runners at the corners with no outs.

Wang got Julio Lugo to fly out to shallow center field, and after Coco stole second base uncontested, Pedroia (1-5, 2R) bounced a grounder to second that should have scored the run from third base.

Except Cano decided to fire home to try and nail the sluggish Hinske, and although the throw got to Posada in plenty of time, the momentum of Hinske's mass plus his pigskin mentality caused an enormous collision at home plate as Hinske barrelled over the Stankee backstop in a play reminiscent of Pete Rose's crushing Ray Fosse in the 1970 All Star Game in both force of impact and lingering after effects.

As a dazed and confused Posada dragged himself back to battle, Boston made sure there would be no comeback today when Ellsbury singled to left to drive in Coco and pPapi doubled to deep center to plate Pedroia, and when Ellsbury motored all the way around from first, eluded a groggy Posada's tag and scored the Sox fifth run of the game, something told me there would be no repeat of yesterday's collapse.

Proof was provided in the top of the seventh when Beckett ran into his first spot of trouble since the first when he "accidently" pegged Giambi with a pitch with two outs in the inning, prompting a warning from both benches and a wry smile from Joe Torre, and then Cano reached on a bloop single to center that gave New york runners at first and third with one last hope to salvage another comeback.

But Beckett got Melky Cabrera to strike out on four pitches, and soon after that the game would get out of hand, in a good way.

Boston put it away in the seventh when four New York relievers combined to allow four runs on two hits and four walks, the highlight being a two-run single by Ellsbury (this guy can do no wrong right now) that ran the score to 8-1 to officially put the game out of reach.

Fittingly Hinske would close out the scoring when he blasted a solo homer off someone named Scott Ohlendohf with one out in the ninth, and by the time Bryan Corey got the Ball Stealer to ground into a double play to end the affair, the concentration of the Nation turned to Sunday night, as a decision had to be made as to which event was going to garner full screen statues on the PIP, Rocket/Schilling or Brady/Tomlinson.

Seems like the Sox provided an answer for that dilemma tonight.

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9.14.2007

Series Preview: Stanks @ Sox

NY Stankees (83-63) at Red Sox (89-58)
Three game series Fenway Park
Standings: BOS up by 5 1/2 games over NY

Probable Starting Pitchers:
GM1 Fri 705 ESPN Pettitte (13-8) vs. Matsuzaka (14-12)
It's put up or shut up time for Dice-K, who after showing flashes of brilliance this season has fallen flat on his innocent-looking face the last month (1-4 record, ERA over 9.50). To get off the schneid, he will have to beat New York's second-best starter; Pettitte has won seven of his last eight decisions, and Clemens' ball boy has carried the shaky staff through the roughest stretch of the season.

GM2 Sat 355 FOX Wang (18-6) vs. Beckett (18-6)
What can you say about this one except that it is a battle of the team aces, it could decide the Cy Young race, and whichever team loses tonight, the other starter will have the weight of the team on his shoulders in this start. No pressure, fellas!

GM3 Sun 800 ESPN Clemens (6-6) vs. Schilling (8-7)
This one shapes up to be a classic matchup--about four years ago. Now it looks like an ad for male enhancement products.

When 45-year-old Roidger Clemens takes the Fenway mound opposite 40-year old Schilling on Sunday Night Baseball, not only will these two grizzled champion warhorses be relegated to secondary ace status on their own teams, they will probably be the secondary viewing choice of most of the Nation with the Pats taking on the Chargers in Foxborough at the same time.

Season Series: NY leads, 8-7

Preview:
The Stanks roll into Fenway for this final regular season matchup with the Sox as one of the hottest teams in baseball over the past three months.

Since ending May with a record of 22-29 New York has ripped off a 60-34 mark to take a commanding 3 1/2 game lead in the Wild card standings while slicing a 14 1/2 game deficit behind Boston to a steady 5-7 games for the past month.

Boston, meanwhile, has cooled considerably since its torrid 36-16 jaunt through the season's first two months, posting a down-to-Earth record of 53-45 from June 1st until now, a record that includes a lot of heartbreaking losses, sloppy pitching and lack of timely hitting.

Hitting hasn't been the problem for New York, which leads the majors in runs scored, batting average and on base percentage, but that's to be expected when you have the probable MVP of the league mashing 52 homers and 140 ribbies for you.

For a change Boston will enjoy being the hunted and not the hunter in this season series finale. The Sox have been in first place for most of the season, and despite that diminished AL East advantage, they still control their own destiny as far as the division title goes: keep winning, and it's theirs for the first time since '95.

I'm not going to spend a lot of time dissecting this thing--we all know what's at stake and what has happened in the past and what needs to be done. Win 2 of 3 in this series and the East is all but theirs. Lose a couple or three and the race is going to come right down to the wire, and with consecutive series sweeps under New York's belt, the specter of 1978 will be hanging over the Hub like a thick, depressing fog.

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Sox/Stanks: Countdown to Armageddon

Best saying ever-- it's true when they win, and it's true when they lose.


T(-) six hours till the beginning of the end for the Stanks.

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9.13.2007

Sox/Stanks: The Final Series

Bring it on, bitches!

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6.10.2007

Clemens makes '07 debut (yawn!)

Roidger goes six innings, gives up three runs and throws 108 pitches in the first start of his second go-'round with the Stanks.

Does anyone else find is absolutely friggin hilarious that the 2007 Rocket relaunch or whatever cutesy name the headline writers want to call it, took place not in front of 10's of millions of viewers nationwide on FOX or ESPN but on the few million YES Network subscribers in the tri-state area?

The only subtle thing about Clemens was his inauspicious '07 debut, in front of 55,000 fans at the Stadium; not even Extra Innings subscribers could witness the latest un-retirement in the Clemens' long & storied career.

The good news for New York is that he provided them with a boost, both in the clubhouse and on the field. He went six innings and allowed five hits, three runs with two walks and seven Ks, and got a win against the Pirates.

The bad news is that he needed over 100 pitches in just six innings to dispatch a team that is one of the worst in the majors, and if his team didn't score nine, who knows if he might have grabbed a victory.

The bottom line is it really doesn't matter what Clemens or New York does over the next few months. As long as the Sox keep winning and keep the division lead at a robust double-digit level, those Stankee fans can slurp Roger all they want, because at nearly a million dollars a start, he is one of the most expensive 4th starters in history.

Can't wait to see you in August, Roidger. If you're not on the DL, that is!

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6.03.2007

Sox/ Stanks GM 2: The Aftermath

The war of attrition that was yesterday's contest between the Sox and Yankees was costly for New York, both on and off the field.

On the field the Stanks took another step backward in their quest to cut the AL East deficit to single digits. Boston's improbable 11-6 win assures the Sox can only lose 1 game in the Standings if they should lose tonight's game, which would still put them 12 1/2 up on New York.

Off the field the news was even worse for New York. First baseman Doug The Ball Stealer Mientkiewicz was placed on the DL after suffering numerous injuries in the collision with Mike Lowell at first base during the 7th inning of yesterday's game.

Dougie not only broke his right wrist but also suffered a mild concussion and a cervical sprain, and with Jason Giambi already on the DL for a while, it looks like New York will be very shorthanded on the right side of the infield for a while. Mientkiewicz is expected to miss 6-9 weeks.

Sorry dude, by that's what you get for messing with the historic ball. It's called karma-watch ...Earl.

As if all that wasn't bad enough, The Rocket dropped a bombshell on the New York brass by informing them he is experiencing slight discomfort in his groin and will not be able to make his scheduled start on Monday against the White Sox in what was to be his 2007 debut.

First he pusses out of re-launching his third un-retirement party in Boston, and now he's hurt before he even throws a pitch.

I just have one thing to say, Stankees:

Ha-Ha!

Fuck the Feeble Empire!
Go Sox!

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6.02.2007

Game preview: Stanks @ Sox GM2

Mussina (2-3, 5.50) vs, Schilling (5-2, 3.65)
Fenway Park 3:55P FOX HD

The aftermath of last night's ugly, rain-delayed, four hour fiasco will take place under sunny skies (hopefully) and this time with the Sox enforcer/stopper on the mound, Curt Schilling, instead of Stankees chew toy Tim Wakefield.

But you can be sure that both sides will be under strict umpire orders to keep the game clean after last night's contest in which five batters were hit by pitches, two Stankees were ejected (Torre & Scott Proctor), and Youk nearly burst a blood vessel after Proctor almost put a fastball through his face in the 9th inning.

Just another typical Red Sox/Stankees series, beside the fact that Boston, despite losing 3 of 4 to New York, still owns a commanding 12 game lead over the Feeble Empire the Sox are secure in the knowledge that they could lose all three games of this series and still own a double-digit lead over their hated foes.

Except any self-respecting member of RSN, not to mention the prideful Schilling, would want to let that scenario take place. Not only would a NY sweep give them an untold amount of confidence, it would actually make us have to worry about things for the last part of the season.

And with the way things have been going, why the hell would we want to do that.

So Schill needs to set things straight, and coming off his 10-strikeout gem against the Indians should give him enough confidence that he can still bring it.

We'll have to wait and see if the two teams bring any more head-hunting excitement to the table.

Go Sox!

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6.01.2007

Series preview: Stanks @ Sox

"Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down..."

New York Stankees (22-29)
AL EAST: 13.5 GB (t-4th)
STRK: W-1 LST 10: 4-6
AVG: .272 (7th) ERA: 4.62 (10th)
HRs: 55 (7th)

Last meeting: NY won, 2-1
Season series: BOS up, 6-3

KEY PLAYERS:

  • A-Rod (.292.19/45)--after torrid first month, Mr. April has come down to Earth thanks to a horrid May (.235/5/11); perhaps it was the strip clubs...?
  • Jeter (.343/32R/28RBI)--the Stankee captain has done it all: his avg. ranks 5th in the AL, he's hit in 21 of his last 24 games, his .421 OBP is 6th in the league and he's 2nd in hits (70)
  • Posada (.357/6/30)--somehow Georgie has found his way to the top of the AL in batting average; no better time than now to knock that dickweed off his perch
  • Judas Demon (.264/3/17)--hit his first leadoff homer of the season the other night in Toronto, but is in a 3-17 funk, and the banged-up former caveman continues to be a big-dollar bust (tee hee!)
  • Hideki Matsui (.282/5/25)--batted .301 in May after a tough April (.207) and has hit in 10 of his last 12 games with 3 doubles, 3 homers and 7 RBIs; still not near the production the Stanks need from him
Pitching Matchups:
GM1 Fri 7P Wang (3-4, 4.13) vs. Wakefield (5-5, 3.36)
GM2 Sat 3:55 Mussina (2-3, 5.86) vs. Schilling (5-2, 3.68)
GM3 Sun 8P Pettitte (3-4, 2.51) vs. Beckett (8-0, 2.65)

What, is it that time again already? Time for another meeting between the bitter old rivals, the beloved BoSox and the hated Stankees, baseball's two most storied franchises, sqauring off for the umpteenth time, yadda yadda yadda...

Let's face it, with Boston kicking more ass than Jason Bourne and the Stanks looking like the cast from The Sandlot 3: the Dysfunctional Years, it really has taken some of the luster off the Rivalry, at least in the public's (i.e. ESPN's) eyes.

But here in the Nation, a series against the Stanks means something whether Boston's up 13 games or down 13 games...okay, that's a lie, 'cause after the Boston Massacre II last September, the remaining series against them was meaningless.

I guess what I'm trying to say is when the Sox have a 13 1/2 game lead over the team that has kicked sand in its face for decades (save for 2004), a series like this means even more than one in which the two teams are even in the standings. This is Boston's chance to absolutely bury its enemy as far as the division race goes, and a sweep would almost certainly sound the death knell for playoff hopes in the Bronx, at least in the critic's eyes.

A lot has happened since the last time these two teams met just 10 days ago: Boston has gained 4 games in the standings on New York, and the Stanks have had another rash of bad play, bad press and bad luck.

Just in the last four days a picture was splashed across the back of the Post of A-rod walking into a strip club with a stripper. By all accounts the woman escorted Rodriguez up to his Toronto hotel room, where they presumably talked about what Derek Jeter was like.

If that wasn't bad enough, the next day in a game against the Jays, old blue lips incensed the Toronto players & coaches and once again pissed off baseball "purists" when he yelled "mine" while rounding third base, causing the Jays shortstop to let a pop up drop in front of him.

That A-Rod, classy all the way.

If that's not bad enough, Jason Giambi had to go on the DL with a foot problem, presumably from inserting it in his mouth too much, and New York announced that Roger Clemens won't make his 2007 debut in Boston this weekend, but rather away from the glare in Chicago on Monday.

What a friggin pussy!

It's just as well. The NY brass doesn't want to look like total fools if the Sox were to hammer the Rocket like chop meat, booing him off the field once again and laying waste to any pipe dreams the Stanks might have of catching Boston in the standings with the addition of the $21 million dollar mercenary.

The Sox will have to be content with beating the Stanks sans Roger, and with the pitching matchups much more favorable for this series than last (other than Wake facing New York again-gulp!), a sweep is entirely in the realm of possibility.

Well, at least for Boston it is.

Down with the Feeble Empire!
Sweep the Stanks!

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